Daily Archives: January 10, 2012

Letter for Those Annoying People

Letter for Those Annoying People

I was about to start writing my paper about Africa when I realized that I need to write something on my blog. No, I’m not gonna write about what’s the idea of my paper. I just need to write about how I feel about some particular people. Okay, I’m gonna write a letter for some annoying people I can’t handle any longer. Happy reading!

DISCLAIMER: You may continue to read, but I won’t be responsible once you get hurt because of my words.

Letter for those annoying people in my life

Hello annoying people,

I just wanna let you know that I have been really patient with you. I didn’t try to avoid you directly even though you pissed me off, most of the time. I tried to control myself from saying “Shut up and get out of the room. I don’t wanna see you or listen to your extremely-not-funny-jokes anymore”.  I have been trying to let you know, implicitly, that you have to stop being so annoying without being too offensive. You know what? I don’t wanna hurt people, I really don’t. BUT, you have to know that you’ve hurt me so many times.

Do you know that being in the same room with you is killing me because I always have to fight the urge to slap you? Do you know that I hate the fact that you (yes, you. one of the most annoying people I’ve ever met in my life) always try to follow me everywhere I go? Do you know that I hate it when you keep asking about, or paying attention to, my personal life? I hate the way you ask me because it feels like you’re interrogating me. You should remember that I wasn’t yours, and I’m not yours as well, therefore you should stop asking as if you have the right to do so. I loathe the people who love to get themselves involved in my personal life even though I do not allow them to do so. No, you never know how it feels like to be me, and I don’t wanna ask you to do so.

So, my point is, please stop giving your unnecessary attention to my life, specifically my personal life, because my life is not yours to care about. I do not wanna ask you to stop being an annoying person because maybe you’re destined to be that person. I just wanna ask you, politely, to stay away from me. By doing this, I won’t get hurt anymore and I will have no possibility to hurt you either. Oh yes, one more thing. STOP STARING AT ME. I hate the way you stare at me.

Last but not least, do you feel offended by this letter? If you do, maybe you’re one of those annoying people I write about.

Thank you in advance.”